mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

dives-and-divas:

I’m Henry the VIII, I had 6 sorry wives / Some might say I ruined their lives

iliketolight-thingsonfire:

fairysharkmother:

MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. 
Momma will be right here.

Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.

Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground. 

Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

There is the softcup!

And the mooncup!

They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.

Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!

The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water. 

You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon! 
Momma says it’s okay. 

There are also cotton reusable pads!

Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

Momma loves you!

Thank you momma.

221b-mine-please:

coca-cola-anne:

You may not be able to see your own beauty or love yourself but one day, someone will. You have only lived such a small part of yourself, you will never know what the future brings. So, keep going. Hold on. You are never alone. ♥

  • me describing a guitar solo: i cried

reverseracism:

Quoted from www.nydailynews.com:

She may be a living doll, but she doesn’t have a pretty mouth.

Valeria Lukyanova, the Ukranian woman dubbed “Human Barbie” because of her multiple plastic surgeries, shared her thoughts on race and beauty in a new interview with GQ Magazine — implying that the push for plastic surgery procedures in the Western world is “because of the race-mixing.”

"Ethnicities are mixing now, so there’s degeneration, and it didn’t used to be like that," said Lukyanova, according to GQ.

"Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this."

"I love the Nordic image myself," continued Lukyanova, whose age has been reported as 38. "I have white skin; I am a Nordic type - perhaps a little Eastern Baltic, but closer to Nordic."

The conversation shocked her interviewer, GQ Russia editor Michael Idov, who dubbed his subject “a racist space alien.”

(Via nydailynews)

This is not the first time Ms. Lukyanova had been publicly caught referring to her ignorant ideals. Not only is she against racial mixing, she is also a firm believer in Hitler’s Nazi ideologies, anti-semitism, the super Aryan race, and racial segregation. She does not believe in helping the less fortunate and feels “uncomfortable” around those with disabilities. She is against feminism and believes in traditional strict gender roles blaming POC, the LGBTQA community, and the multiple civil rights movements for the demise of social order. From the pictures above we can see she is wearing a bindi, she does participate in cultural appropriation. Upon searching her name you will come across various images of her dawning southern Asian attire while simultaneously mocking the culture.

She has been quoted stating: “I only dislike an appearence of niggers, arabs etc. But I’m not a racist. I’m just an esthete.”

A quick google search will tell you all you need to know on her belief system. She is not shy when it comes to sharing her racist/ignorant opinions.

- Susie the moderator

ridge:

i want to reflect on this

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times